Meet Gus

I would like to introduce all my non-Memphis friends to Gus. Small and dim, and decidedly quirky. Who is this? What is this? None other than Gus's World Famous Fried Chicken. By far the best you've ever had, served southern style with beans and slaw. If you're going to be bad, you may as well be really bad and start off the dining experience with fried pickles. Young and old, black and white, rich and poor- everyone flocks to Gus's, even Justin Timberlake and Samuel L. Jackson when they're in town. Believe me, if you ever come for a visit, this will be one of our first stops. Even the local Police force back up the claim that Gus's is truly the best:

PS- If you're a male, and have to use the bathroom, be sure you have a nickel to deposit into the toilet. It's a must if you want to flush!